Today, my friends and I were walking past a bar. There were a few cute guys "rating" every girl that walked by with number cards. My friend, who is a guy, got an 8. I got a 2. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So, are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number, I said, "Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number." So many girls have given me that number, I've memorized it. FML
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML
Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I scored the number of a cute girl. I gave her mine as well, just before leaving the bar. As I waved her goodbye, I attempted to do a cheesy "call me" gesture with my thumb and pinky finger, and winked. For a reason unknown to me, I ended up flipping her off. I still winked though. FML
Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
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Top comments
englishmuffin 0
Together, you make a 10... if that helps. Yeah, sorry.
poopoohead 0
...what if they were gay?
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Comments (143)
blargity 0
#6 why would you assume they have no life if you commented another recent fml about someone who doesn't know how to have fun? (and that fun was actually getting puked on and walking home 15 blocks because of some shitty friends) #7 you sure as hell wouldn't get a 10 with your ego LOL #20 i guess these "losers" do this? and it was probably a gay bar and maybe they were rating girls on their fashion?
cassiebear7652 7
What are you the comment police?
golfer_boi 10
U r addicted to FML which is very sad so STFU It must be your time of the month
fafapupu 0
hahahah! nice one #1. Yeah, what if they're gay.
FrOgH0pper 0
The guyd were gay if u didnt notice read the thing to understand
24788 7
Give them a few drinks and you'll probably be a 7-9.
Pirate_argh 6
Well.. They're gay i guess, what are you whining about?
habeeboburky94 0
#21 I was just tryin' to be nice.
milner 0
And you acctually care about the opinion of stranger pepole about you? **** them.
raNDMGUy 5
its all about perspective, maybe they were rating you out of 2 and thought your guy friend was really really really really really really incredibly hot :P
mrose57 0
Those guys are so mature I'm amazed they weren't at home watching Yo Gabba Gabba or Hannah Montana.
Shizden 0
29 If I was one of them Id be on channel 595. PLAYBOY!! :O