Today, my friends and I were walking past a bar. There were a few cute guys "rating" every girl that walked by with number cards. My friend, who is a guy, got an 8. I got a 2. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So, are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number, I said, "Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number." So many girls have given me that number, I've memorized it. FML
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML
Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I scored the number of a cute girl. I gave her mine as well, just before leaving the bar. As I waved her goodbye, I attempted to do a cheesy "call me" gesture with my thumb and pinky finger, and winked. For a reason unknown to me, I ended up flipping her off. I still winked though. FML
Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
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englishmuffin 0
Together, you make a 10... if that helps. Yeah, sorry.
poopoohead 0
...what if they were gay?
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Comments (143)
Mortishia 0
So they are gay. not you problem at all
youaresofucked 0
i hate guys who do this. Ive got friends at college who drew up a "list", listing all the girls in our class in order of who's the most fit. (hot, if ur from the us). Girls arent objects to just be rated. sorry u got rated by those douchebags hun.
SadinSherman 16
And no body stopped them like the principals or the teachers,
fakkumairaifu 14
They're losers. Or they like traps.
bigotcretin 0
theyre just being jerks lol, its always funnier to see a reaction to a bad rating than a good rating, this is common when we're drunk
_1x501x1_ 0
er...Gay bar maybe?
Lucky19 0
Sort of agreeing with #15 there, perhaps girls aren't their type?
slatertheblob 0
there's nolthing 2 be upset about. Your m8 sound hot
blacklie 0
#17: lol.. that made me giggle
realggirl 0
And I got a rock! :D Am I right?
CoonAndFriends 0
Yes :D
Black_Letter 19
Nope. Thank you come again
amatayo 0
Maybe it was the other way you got 8 and he got 2 I mean if you were walking together how would you know. unless they yelled it, then I guess it's more like FHL for getting hit on by guys
noshitsherlock 0
What kind of losers do this?