Today, my friend took me tandem skydiving. When it was time to jump, he began crying, said he'd cut our parachute cords, then said "Goodbye, cruel world!" and pushed me off the plane with him strapped to my back. I pissed myself and cried like a bitch. He thinks his "prank" was hilarious. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriend skydiving for her birthday. I insisted on joining her to make it a memory for us both, despite my fear of heights. I passed out twice mid-freefall and had to be saved by the instructor both times. FML
Today, I went on my first ever assisted skydive. I fainted after we jumped, and only came to as we touched the ground. FML
Today, I went parasailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. On top of that, I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML
Today, at school, I offered my friend $5 to climb up a tree and jump off. I was already having a hard day and just wanted a bit of a laugh. What I didn't expect was to end up in the hospital with a broken arm because my friend jumped on me. FML
Today, I challenged myself and went skydiving! However, I made the mistake of doing so on an empty stomach. I made it through the freefall, and through most of the canopy bit, until low-blood-sugar induced dizziness made me blackout on final approach. I still remember most of it, but now I feel emasculated. FML
Today, I was kayaking with my friend. We figured it'd be awesome if I jumped from my kayak straight into his. Sounded good in theory. One flipped kayak, a pair of lost glasses, and a humiliating swim back to shore later, I'm starting to think it wasn't the best idea. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML
Today, at the airport, I was waiting for my best friend who's been away for over a year. I spotted her, ran over, yelled her name, and jumped on her back. It wasn't her. It was a complete stranger who was somehow more terrified than I was embarrassed. FML
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Top comments
gracehi 33
I can't believe you FELL for that one! *Ba dum tssss*
Mr_Relatable 16
Oh chute, he probably sent you're heartbeat sky high, and your stomach in a dive!
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Comments (118)
Grayness_ 26
Lmfao oh my gewd. I just pictured myself. And wow. I think after a good 10min. I would've laughed really hard.
ScoocyDoong 11
So this is pretty much like most of the pranks on YouTube...ish. "IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO!"
Nygma 14
Well it was, lol.
annonshame 6
That prank IS hilarious
darthhera 11
Once you got to the ground safely, I would have beaten the ever loving shit out of him. What a piece of shit "friend".
tkeeton46 17
That's great, I'm doing that!
OrganicSistah 17
I hope some of that piss ended up on him. That's pretty ****** up!!
OrganicSistah 17
I hope you pissdd on him. That is pretty ****** up!
techiejames 8
Suicide is not s joke. He isn't hilarious.
Karinrinkashi 9
I am a skydiver, and i can tell you that first tandem is easier than second. 90% people never do second or back out. Because now you know what you got yoursef into! ;D Blue Skies!