Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML
Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
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Top comments
cracktus 0
YDI for saying your friend "hacked it". Your friend did not hack into Facebook.
coolsteve 0
what a jackass
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Comments (170)
Ancarnia 0
Your should hack your friend's fb and post glorious stories about their new found love of human waste.
bibbley 0
get new friends
cracktus 0
YDI for saying your friend "hacked it". Your friend did not hack into Facebook.
Nzhangftw 7
What if ops friend is a hacker
Niick_fml 0
YDI for being an insensitive bitch.
ThaLegacy 0
That's awful, I'm sorry to hear.
justferfun 0
welll ............ its a good thing he dumped you ....if he duzent trust you then forget about him
Vball6 19
Where the hell does it say he dumped her? Damn people and their assumptions.
Skorpack 0
That sucks
justsayfuck 5
So your boyfriend thought you would actually be able to do something like that? Hmm.. interesting. And that other friend of yours doesn't seem like one of the best friend you can have either. Time to talk with both of them :D
xtfauthorx 0
OP it's okay I was away at a summer camp and a guy sexually assaulted ms, and it happened to coincide with the death of his step dad and he dumped me for crying about something other than his dad :(
InfiltratedMind 0
that's a lot different than what happened with op
Freeze_fml 17
What the hell are you talking about?
xtfauthorx 0
I know :( he used the same phrasing though that's what hit me when I read it
Brittney_E 0
i don't get it. how in the hell is this relevant???
cecee314 0
that rele sux u should kick ur friends ass for that