Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML
Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
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Top comments
cracktus 0
YDI for saying your friend "hacked it". Your friend did not hack into Facebook.
coolsteve 0
what a jackass
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Comments (170)
yourbarbiiedoll 0
woow damn :[
schwancy 2
Just tell your friend to admit what they did to your boyfriend.
illmatic2 16
^^^^ great idea.
Granddragon 0
FACEBOOK, ruining people's lives for over 10 years.
InfiltratedMind 0
has it really been that long. god..
MyNameIsInvictus 0
It might be less than that. I'll just have to watch the movie about it
Residence_fml 4
Thank you, finally someone who admits it! OP be happy please. Your boyfriend broke up with you because of a status on the INTERNET, where are we? In Second life? Oh no, so why the hell would he be mad at you when you explain to him what happenned in the "real life" (friend hacking your facebook, completely believable, when you gave her the password while trusting her with it). And for everyone saying you must dump your friend, it probably really was a joke. How could she know the boyfriend of OP was a overly dramatic nerd who lives on the internet? True it was still a bad joke, she violated OP's trust and privacy, so I agree that there is some talk to be done but I doubt she meant to do this. I'm glad that facebook only got so popular here thanks to farmville, it hasn't become someone's "second life" yet. It's just too ridiculous for words what facebook statusses can do.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Looks like you need a new friend, pal. YLS :(
happyk 0
Have your friend explain the situation.
brownhustla 0
op probably was a bitch to that friend
Clutzs 5
that sucks X(
weavermycutecat 0
"freinds"
buzzerbeeeeee 0
well why do your friends know your facebook password then? my best friends don't even know it.
illmatic2 16
Yeah it's a little dramatic but you can't really blame him.