Today, my friend spilt orange juice all over my iPad. She then went ahead to clean it off by rinsing it with water. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
Today, I spilled some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knocked a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML
Today, I spent hours cleaning the kitchen that my slob roommates always neglect. I scrubbed the floor, emptied the fridge, washed all the dishes, etc. When I was done, I was thirsty so I got myself a soda. I opened the can, and it exploded and sprayed everything I had just washed. FML
Today, I was trying to be environmentally friendly by using a reusable water bottle, but didn't screw the top on properly, so while I was chatting to someone it splashed it all over my computer and bricked it. FML
Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled a big glass of water on the table, where I had some papers, my cellphone, and a box of donuts. With lightning reflexes, my sister heroically jumped forward and saved the donuts. FML
Today, while mopping the kitchen, I ended up slipping and and knocked over the table that had my mom’s iPad on it. The screen shattered; I sprained my wrist. I asked my mom to take me to the ER. She called me "selfish" because her iPad screen repair would "cost more." FML
Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML
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christa953 12
why wouldn't you stop your friend?
Doribella98 14
Does your friend know what electronics are? Cause that's a very stupid thing to do. Surround it in rice I heard to do that with phones when they get wet. Otherwise, make her pay for a new one.
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Comments (197)
crazytwinsmom 25
Open it up and clean it with alcohol and qtips. I did that with my son's iPhone that had cola spilled on it and it had sat overnite before I heard about it. Works great!
MrDarkangel0094 5
Make her dumb ass but you a new one
anm1019 8
Blonde moment to the max
sumanmaas 1
Tooooo funny!
andrealovvve 17
You got one dumbass friend!
HopeLEssGossip 16
Of course! You wouldn't want your expensive iPad to become all sticky, now would you?
leadawg75 12
Here is what you need to do, I did it and it worked. Everyday about every half hour you need to take a q-tip and drip rubbing alcohol in the head phone jack, then remove some of the cotton end (very little) and stuck it in and twist it. Keep it up. It will go from dead to absolutely perfect! Goo luck!
DareZero_fml 3
And I thought this was the generation of scientist and lawyers
KTostik 9
omg, that's horrible! i would have tweaked right the **** out if one of my friends ever did that!
ligerzero459 24
Your friend is retarded. I'm sorry