Today, my friend installed this new application that shows you what a girl would look like as a boy and what a boy would look like as a girl. Well I'm a girl and when it was my turn it didn't change. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
Today, I mistook a little girl for a boy. Unfortunately, I only realised my mistake until after I'd cut her hair. FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML
Today, in the locker room, I saw a girl with a nice hairless ass changing in front of me and the only thing I could think of was how hairy my ass would look if I dared to change in front of other people like she did. I’m also a girl. FML
Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML
Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML
Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
Nothing wrong with a tomboy :D Besides, those apps suck anyway.
firecopy 6
what is the app called?
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Comments (115)
emo_devon 11
hey guys, OP may just be androgynous. she may not be particularly masculine, just androgynous. it's okay OP, I'm sure you're quite beautiful. I'm pretty androgynous myself XP
AZMarine 0
ydi
datboycam18 0
hmm this wouldnt happen to be the same person who didnt change on the app that makes you look fat, now would it?
sappy0 5
LMAO!!
keeeellyb 0
what app is it ?
dragster_fml 0
#1 those dont work #2 this story is fake. ive heard it before
davidjr_saldana 0
whoa letss not give her/him/it false hope by saying random stuff that isn't true
lamiaoccisor 0
it's a dumb app not real science
lamiaoccisor 0
it's a dumb app not real science
pamdagonebad 2
Wow repost! this is obviously fake because there is something just like this. u guys suck dick.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Don't worry, OP. I'm sure the app would have given me a moustache and then decided that was all I needed. Plus, it's likely not the most scientifically accurate.