Health: Today, my friend figured out that if you poke my neck I scratch...

By Cait - 30/01/2017 20:00 - Canada - Olds

Today, my friend figured out that if you poke my neck I scratch like a dog. She has yet to cease doing it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 10:02 - United States

Today, I reached down to pet an elderly man's dog. It jumped up and utterly mauled my face, drawing blood. As I gasped in shock and pain, the man said, "Careful, he likes to scratch." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2022 06:00

Today, I disciplined my cat for meowing too loudly in my apartment and disturbing neighbors by picking her up by the scruff. She then proceeded to scratch the ever living crap out of my hand, now it looks like Wolverine got a hold of me. FML

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mcaisse77 17

Tuesday 31 January 2017 4:16

So you scratch it with your foot?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 31 January 2017 4:17

I'm sure she'll quit when it no longer amuses her. That could be 15-20 years because that shit is funny af!!!

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TMO2142 25

Tuesday 31 January 2017 14:14

*poke*

gsouther 11

Tuesday 31 January 2017 16:57

You sound very young.

archerbea 4

Tuesday 31 January 2017 19:49

Are you sure you're not a dog?

barleyguy 17

Wednesday 1 February 2017 6:27

i know how you feel. when my wife found out she can make me cough by yanking my ear lobe she hasn't stopped since.

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