Today, my four year old got mad that he couldn't find his favorite character on the Wii. So, he decided to smash the Wii remote into my $700 LCD TV, shattering the screen. That was the only TV in the house, and the $80 service plan I bought doesn't cover accidental damage. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought myself a brand-new 52" flatscreen. It was only in my house for 2 hours before my toddler had a tantrum, threw a toy right into the screen and wrecked it beyond repair. I paid to have a nice TV for 2 hours. FML
Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML
Today, I realized just how bad my 28-year-old husband's gamer rage is when I came home to a smashed TV. This is the second TV in three months that he's destroyed. FML
Today, I purchased a brand new television. Not long after the professional who hung it on my wall left, it came crashing down on my hardwood floor. I'm now left with a busted TV, a tear in my living room wall, and a severely drained bank account. FML
Today, my son ruined our fairly new 60 inch smart TV by giving it a bath with his squirt gun. FML
Today, I spent over $2,000 on a big flatscreen TV. My dad insisted I let him mount it on the wall instead of paying someone to do it. All seemed fine, until the TV came loose and smashed onto the floor. My dad refuses to accept responsibility, and says I should've had a professional install it instead. FML
Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML
Today, in an attempt to keep my valuables safe, I snatched my PlayStation 4 controller from the hands of my 4-year-old nephew. Not knowing that it was connected, I ultimately yanked the PlayStation and the HD Flatscreen flat on their faces. FML
Today, I had to purchase a new flat screen TV for the bar I work at. Last night I was dared to break an ashtray against the wall. I completely missed the wall and smashed the screen of the new TV they bought last month. FML
Today, my two year-old fell with a toy in her hand. The TV isn't even paid off yet. FML
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amynicol 0
Well... It doesn't seem like it was an accident....
hamburglar 0
You let a four year old play a Wii? deserved it
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Comments (199)
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
run over kick the kid repeatedly until he either submits to authority or goes limp
murder1215 5
This is where iw ould've punched him and screamed FALCO PUNCH. Its just my humor.
AlaskaRaven 0
I have 5 boys. Beat the shit out of him one time, take away ALL hi tech toys until he is old enough to pay for them himself. NO TV EXCEPT Sesame Street or a learning show once a day. BOOKS... 2 of mine saved EVERY DIME from every allowance and all their gifts until they could pitch in and buy a nintendo at 8 and 10. I bought them 2 games a year after that. Oprah said the best gift you can give your child is teaching them to work at an early age-- I guess so- mine are all hard workers and have everything. 15-24 now. BTW, you are more likely to take care of things YOU had to work to pay for.
ragsy 7
That is a very spoiled child. He needs therapy.
payup 0
Should've bought a plasma TV
Lisa89 3
Time to majorly punish your kid me thinks...
jafar_fml 0
you should have bought a projector. so if he throws crap at the screen, thats a cheap fix, if a fix is even required.
jacobithegreat 0
bratty kid.
Bob31_fml 4
does it cover intentional damage? Take your kid outside to play instead of video games. He clearly has energy he needs to burn off. And maybe punish him once in a while.
Vertoule 7
I really hope you beat his ass redder than the devil's pj's.