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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
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effmyyliifee 0
high aspirations
orangerocker26 0
how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!
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hellosies 0
Hahahahahahahahahahaha that's hilarious. I wouldn't assume that you're going to deprive her of reaching her dreams, right? That'd be aweful. Poor girl.
damnablefate 0
Hahahaha. Oh wow. I'm sure she doesn't actually know what a hooker is. She probably just heard of the, uh, "job" somewhere, and as five-year-old girls do, said, "That's what I wanna be!". Maybe she thinks it has something to do with fish. Or grappling hooks. :P
texaswildflower 0
I'd like to be respectful, but #251, are you insane? Man, I'm glad I'm not your girlfriend.
F_My_Wife 2
Fake.
anditsashlee 0
Today, I turned on FML to read the FML's that were new, I saw a new one that hadn't been commented on yet. Later when I check back on it, there are over 250 comments. It made me happy to feel first. MLIA
timtimcity 0
Ahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahaha(breath)hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
were_giraffe 2
hooker, barbie doll what's the difference? how do you think barbie pays for that pink mansion? >:)
mas19 0
What the ****!?!? lol
beaniebabe 0
how did Barbie lead to hookers?
CandyKisses 0
And a five year old know what a hooker is... how? I probably learned when I was eight or something. Maybe younger. But not five. Anyhow, that made my day. XP
regalarius 0
...secks?