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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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hahaha, they dress those barbies way too slutty.

Aw me an my friend both busted up over that one hahahaha

How in the world does a 5 year old know what a hooker is anyways??

I call bullshit

this one has to be fake, it seems like you and your freinds were just watching tv and one of you said that... then you posted it here ... I only say this cause it's not funny

CapriceClassic 0

I was wondering the same thing, myself.

jgirl726 0

relax im sure she dosnt know what a hooker is shes 5. she probably heard someone say "barbie is like a hooker" and she wants to be like barbie, chill

like mother, like daughter

Well, at least she has a goal in life? Prostitution pays well, you know. LOL justt kidding. Your life ish fuckkkkkked.