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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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viper144 0

Lol wtf? How old is the daughter

hahaha thats funny that ur little girl can already tell what a ***** loojs like

Hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahah!!!!

calamito 0

I honestly think you're full of crap, but whatever.

blackbear6193 0

if your 5 year old even knows what a hooker is (im gonna assume this is real, but im 99% sure this was made up) then you are not a good parent and have done a shitty job at shielding your child from the adult world.

Wow, let's try to get that career off her list... But still... 5 years old? That's pretty bad parenting...

Awww thats soo funny. kids say the funniest things thats forsure.

calvarykid93 0

Subliminal advertising!!!!!.......just sayin