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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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Wow, your daughter is smart to know that Barbie is a hooker. But to want to be one is kind of weird.

when i was 5 i wanted to deliver pizza for a living. dreams is dreams.

barbie does that to little girls, it's a proven fact of life

Who are you? The Real FML Postings Police?! Goodness!

aha. maybe shell get good payment.

skierguy 0

Nice. Way to reach for the stars. Well, at least she knows what she wants to do with her life.

parenting fail?

That's the most hilarious thing i've heard... LOL.

I'd blame Barbie before I blamed her mother.

least you know now so you can steer her away