Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML
Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML
Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
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LookinLikeDrake 0
she needs to pull the stick out
niniss67 0
awe at least you tried
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Comments (136)
hnz 13
she was really having a bad day huh! aw FYL for appeasing her at the wrong time. seriously it is sweet and loving to sing for your gf but if i have a bad day, I would also ask the person to STFU cause it's irritating enough to have a bad day and have an annoying voice bugging me
sourgirl101 29
I agree. When I'm having a bad day, I just want to be left ALONE! She probably told you about her day to warn you that she was about to snap. Which she did. (Btw I typed in anap and snap auto corrected on my iPhone. Not anal. lol)
White_Fury 0
The other OP probably typed anal a lot. Thus it recognized it, and changed it to it. Congrats on being a more classy texter :D
xtfauthorx 0
Wow it didn't take much to make her anal, huh?
xtfauthorx 0
I mean snap 0///////0
sourgirl101 29
win^
hnz 13
lol that anal fml make me laugh always
Jmgonzo 10
Just because she said she was having a bad day that doesn't mean she wants to be left alone. I know if I had a bad day I would want to be comforted. I guess she didn't.
catatonicsleep 17
maybe she wanted to talk about her bad day
flashback.miss 28
youre sweet... maybe it stirred up strong emotions.. but yeah if she really cares shell come around and try to make amends. keep smiling :) look at my profile pic and theres a good chance itll make u smile at least. cmon pwease? :D
DougB 0
DUDE! you totally copied your name off ireply_w_lyrics! that was my old account! until my auto log on stopped cause my laptop broke and I didn't know the password :/
flashback.miss 28
lol whut? @69
Doopliss01 0
**** you
ticklemechantell 0
^now that's jst rude =|
jplumbob 4
21 Are you happy now? You got to say **** out of the blue. I have a feeling that was your first time. I am soooooo proud of you.
seanreddog 4
******
ticklemechantell 0
Sean! >= language mister!
seanreddog 4
Noooooo!
sosoinlove09 0
now that is funny. at least you tried
fartacus 0
dump the bitch
fyrestarter00 0
She's totally cheating on you boss
oompaoops 0
I hate it, but I gotta say - if a woman does not respect you....she is going to be shacking with someone else. So I think he's right.
daydreamstar 7
awww id love it if a guy or girl did that for me to cheer me up *hug*
Frexual 0
OP = James Blunt. Or a married Justin Beiber.
Luxon91 0
this made me lol