Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML
Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML
Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
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LookinLikeDrake 0
she needs to pull the stick out
niniss67 0
awe at least you tried
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Comments (136)
jtag017 0
hahaha ouch
mpclaw 3
run Forrest run. get out now. you are headed to a miserable marraige. be glad you saw it coming before it's too late!
Stevefett 0
Time for some singing lessons.
ohgodwtf 0
YDI for trying to cheer up a pissed off girl.
NoKo_fml 0
When a woman is pissed off like this, by her a diamond and she'll be happy for a few days.
sloop_fml 0
true love lol
gman79 0
ydi for being a pussy, shoulda rolled her over
GarnetHuntress 0
Well hey, at least she did warn you ahead of time that she was having a bad day, so you had some heads up at least. Though she could have been nicer in how she told you to shush, but if it got the point across I guess.
Donandino 0
you mean she told you to "shut the **** up?" This is FML, no need for censorship!
rawriloveyoux3 0
awhhhh. that's so cute that you tried to sing to her.