Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML
Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML
Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
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LookinLikeDrake 0
she needs to pull the stick out
niniss67 0
awe at least you tried
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perdix 31
Don't butcher that song for her! If you suck at singing and she has a pleasant childhood memory of her mom, you have stained it, you fool. If you do indeed suck at singing and don't think you do, head on down to the local karaoke bar -- the masses will let you know what your talent level is. You should have just let her fall asleep in peace. . . and then jacked off on her face. That's what a nice considerate guy would do. ;)
AndyyAOTF 3
lmao haha same thing happened to me alittle while back with my ex glad to hear I'm not the only one.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I remember this one time singing "You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin" to this one blond-haired lady at this bar full of working men and air pilots. My friend and I got the entire bar to sing along with us, and she allowed me to talk her up until she had to leave. I found out later that she was one of my instructors at this prestigious base my friend and I were placed at. After many talks, drinks, and impressive stories, I was finally able to make sweet love to her while the "Take My Breath Away" theme was playing mysteriously in the background. I'm not sure what happened right after that, but my friend died in some tragic jet-related accident some time later. Sad story, really, but that was nothing once the aliens arrived and started some sort of "war" with us. Of course, by this point, I was on some sort of impossible mission for a secret organization and they wanted me to travel back in time to ancient Japan to hunt down and kill this samurai warrior.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
You better believe it =)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
HA!
Shadic 0
Not enough Scientology-crazed actions.
sabatical 0
I'd punch her in the face the next time she wants a hug.. but that's just me.
jordan75_fml 0
sucks to be you
wyldecard 0
lmao. just like a sitcom. oh you new zealanders
Rawwrness 3
well I don't blame her. if I was in a bad mood I wouldn't want someone who sounds like a fat dude orgasming to sing to me....
wyldecard 0
fat dude orgasming? lol wow. that sounds frightening
Rawwrness 3
exactly. just thinking of that ruins my day lol
ChibiChibi_fml 28
What a bizarre comparison. I now feel compelled to ask how did you come to know that a "fat dude orgasming" sounds like horrible singing?
Rawwrness 3
haha I have no idea
unmadebed 0
I think it would probably sound really creepy to be falling asleep and have someone try to sing to you.
sublimetime614 0
awww..
Awnonymous 4
Why the **** would that help? I wouldn't want my favourite song sung to me by ******' jesus if I was pissed off, well yeah I would but it involves heavy screaming, and jesus is balls at that shit.