Today, my fiancée and I showed my mother-in-law a picture of the location at which we'll be holding our wedding reception. It's a beautiful waterfront building overlooking the ocean. She looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Looks like a good place to commit suicide." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, minutes before I walked down the aisle at my wedding, my drunk mother stumbled up to me and told me she was depressed and wanted to leave. FML
Today, my fiancé suggested we bring his elderly mother with us on our honeymoon. FML
Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiancé and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
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Top comments
greenie213 23
Tell her it's also a good place to push someone off the cliff.
jigglypuff34 16
Look her dead in the eyes and say "or homicide if you ruin my special day."
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Comments (74)
ns1985 15
Tell her she might consider it then.
perdix 31
"That would be the easy way out, but I'm marrying into your family to prolong my suffering!" I'm sure your fiancee will like that.
ParadoxicalPea 8
Sounds like an offhand comment that my Mom would make.
Me1977 8
All you need to say is, "I picked it with you in mind" and the rest is up to her imagination.
noelasis94 18
You should have said with a nice horizontal smile that is why you're coming, then busted out singing dont worry be happy now.
AlittleSanity 11
You should have told her she couldn't get away from you that easily.
olpally 33
Well, that escalated quickly. Lol, wow! Tell her it looks like a good place for her to swim with the fishes too. ;)
alexafml 5
You should have replied, "Or a murder."
tacojauns 45
Well I've heard marriage is the end of your life
upallnight11 19
How bitter. Good luck with that!