Today, my fiancée and I showed my mother-in-law a picture of the location at which we'll be holding our wedding reception. It's a beautiful waterfront building overlooking the ocean. She looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Looks like a good place to commit suicide." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, minutes before I walked down the aisle at my wedding, my drunk mother stumbled up to me and told me she was depressed and wanted to leave. FML
Today, my fiancé suggested we bring his elderly mother with us on our honeymoon. FML
Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiancé and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
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Top comments
greenie213 23
Tell her it's also a good place to push someone off the cliff.
jigglypuff34 16
Look her dead in the eyes and say "or homicide if you ruin my special day."
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Comments (74)
a_frogg 9
How nice. You have a bitchy mother in law.
alaskanrocker 2
She didn't say YOUR going to commit suicide(might be implying it maybe) but I think SHE'S going to plan her OWN suicide. Serious stuff
yaoifreak 8
you should really keep your eyes on her
Hardwarre 7
It's too good to be true
merpherp 7
Mother in laws are the worst thing ever.
fantasyworld 39
I'd keep my eye out.
FaguIous 22
Mother in Law unscrambled: Woman Hitler