Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Break it off
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Upon reflection
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
The proposal
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He laughed at me and said that proposing is a man's job, not a woman's. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Top comments
Benny_Lava 6
Tell him he's the load his mother should have swallowed.
annanonomus 0
Hang in there. Keep the ring, sell it, and go shopping!
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Comments (133)
zp5 4
ouch. i feel bad for you op but you'll find someone a lot better.
amerwin 3
How do just trip and fall perfectly onto one knee and just happen to have a ring in your pocket? Don't be mad OP, that's amazing!
klutzycleo 5
BWAHAHAHA ! That was hilarious (:
gozar_fml 1
Win wins.
roobear 2
What if she really does deserve it? I'm just saying... everyone is assuming she is guiltless. Maybe she turned into a total bitch on wheels. Maybe they had a good relationship and since she has fallen apart? Maybe it was a mistake.
fearfulsymmetry 1
Exactly! Why are we assuming this guy is a complete asshole?
osemness 0
pwned
Sparx1_1 16
Would you have rather found out ten years and a few kids later instead? Then it would have been a seriously epic FML At least this way you feel like crap for a while, and then move on and find someone better.
MsBepperling 0
That sounds..... umm.. interesting.. i agree that maybe you turned out to be a "bitch" js..
lori_lovee 0
Keep your head up. Move on to the next one. And learn never to love anyone more than you love yourself.
biggecko 4
I guess it's ex fiance now bawahahaha
stronghand0331 17
I'm glad you figured that out all by your darling little self.
Bripee123 2
Aweh what happened to make him say that? that must suck big timee.
Carnivores 0
Actually she must not suck enough. ZING!
TheSnakeDoctor 0
YDI for writing a grammatically correct FML.