Today, my fiancé's stepfather asked me how my teaching job was going. I replied heatedly that I've never taught, and then complained bitterly to my fiancé about how his family still doesn't know me. Turns out his stepfather has early onset dementia, and that I'm an asshole. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, I happily introduced my stepfather to my friends as my dad. He told me, "Don't ever fucking call me that." FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Today, my family and my fiancée's family met each other and my worst fear came true. My asshole dad found out my fiancée's dad is a reverend and his first sentence was, "How's the molestation business these days?" It didn't take long before a brawl erupted and we were kicked out. I'm cutting him off for good. FML
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. Turns out his dad is the asshole customer that I complain about all the time. He recognized me too and spent the entire dinner making passive-aggressive remarks about how bad of an employee I am. FML
Today, my mother arranged for me to meet the man she is planning to marry. Turns out, my future stepfather is also my creepy old boss, who spent 4 months hitting on me before I quit a year ago. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad returned home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, I got flustered and asked, "So um, did you make it back?" He looked me dead in the eyes and said completely deadpan, "No, obviously I died. Moron." FML
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Top comments
Hidur 10
Sounds like someone never even taught you to be polite
twinny_sc 13
Seems like you don't know much about his family either so what are you so pissed about?
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Comments (110)
doglover100 29
He should've told you since you're getting married.
Dontbelikeme 2
Maybe your his mistress and his real girl is a teacher and he just made up the dementia story to cover up his scandalous behavior :0 didn't think of that did you op
BekBek_fml 17
Sounds like you an indeed, an arsehole.
girlygeek004 8
Dementia is hard to deal with even if you are aware of it. And it seems a little strange that no one would have mentioned it to you... However you still could have a should have responded in a more polite way
AJDanko 7
I want to know how you're engaged, yet know you fiancé's family so little.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
They should have told you that in advance.
lmc07011 2
Someone definitely should've given you a heads up about that one
Maria_Obligacia 14
yes, some parents put down the new lovers - which is precisely what his father DID NOT do.
UO88 10
Anyone else think it could be that the fiance told her he has dementia because he could have another girlfriend that teaches and the stepdad got them mixed up?
UO88 10
Didn't read 70's comment until after I commented, but exactly what I was thinking.