Today, my fiancé's stepfather asked me how my teaching job was going. I replied heatedly that I've never taught, and then complained bitterly to my fiancé about how his family still doesn't know me. Turns out his stepfather has early onset dementia, and that I'm an asshole. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, I happily introduced my stepfather to my friends as my dad. He told me, "Don't ever fucking call me that." FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Today, my family and my fiancée's family met each other and my worst fear came true. My asshole dad found out my fiancée's dad is a reverend and his first sentence was, "How's the molestation business these days?" It didn't take long before a brawl erupted and we were kicked out. I'm cutting him off for good. FML
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. Turns out his dad is the asshole customer that I complain about all the time. He recognized me too and spent the entire dinner making passive-aggressive remarks about how bad of an employee I am. FML
Today, my mother arranged for me to meet the man she is planning to marry. Turns out, my future stepfather is also my creepy old boss, who spent 4 months hitting on me before I quit a year ago. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad returned home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, I got flustered and asked, "So um, did you make it back?" He looked me dead in the eyes and said completely deadpan, "No, obviously I died. Moron." FML
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Hidur 10
Sounds like someone never even taught you to be polite
twinny_sc 13
Seems like you don't know much about his family either so what are you so pissed about?
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Comments (110)
mahdi8130 8
Well you didn't had to be a asshole about it. YDI
mahdi8130 8
Haha the irony.
monagro 22
So who doesn't know whose family? You bitch.
kimg0885 23
You sound like a bitch!
shea627 20
You're getting married and your fiancé didn't tell you that? Kinda seems like the type of thing that might come up in conversation at some point.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
1.) The world doesn't revolve around you. 2.) complaining about the stepfather not knowing something so irrelevant about you when YOU didn't even know about his dementia makes you a hypocrite. 4.) you didn't notice I skipped number 3 5.) it all comes down to you being a self-centered bitch. Refer to 1 & 2.
Maria_Obligacia 14
Get over yourself. People forget things and you really are not that big of a deal. How COULD you complain, let alone complain 'bitterly' because somebody does not remember things about you? There is a lot going on in everybody's lives even without the dementia bit. You are not the center of the Universe. I hope you apologized to your boyfriend and will never act like such a b%tch again.
JustarandomgirlX 0
You could've been nicer to him, but why didn't your fiancé tell you?
greeneyebeauty9 28
okay, he's your fiancée. his family wont know as much until you're actually married.. for a couple years at that.
neurodoc 1
I know in gonna get thumbed down to the grave for this - But are you the lady who threw the shoe at your man and ate all the cheesecake while watching the notebook? :D
little_one 20
Pretty sure she talked to her fiancé in private and there must be a reason why she thinks they don't know her. She probably feels left out and that was proof... Maybe he wasn't having an episode and he thought that she was a teacher. Too many senecio's but no need to be so harsh to OP at least she knows she was a huge asshole.