Today, my fiancé's stepfather asked me how my teaching job was going. I replied heatedly that I've never taught, and then complained bitterly to my fiancé about how his family still doesn't know me. Turns out his stepfather has early onset dementia, and that I'm an asshole. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, I happily introduced my stepfather to my friends as my dad. He told me, "Don't ever fucking call me that." FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Today, my family and my fiancée's family met each other and my worst fear came true. My asshole dad found out my fiancée's dad is a reverend and his first sentence was, "How's the molestation business these days?" It didn't take long before a brawl erupted and we were kicked out. I'm cutting him off for good. FML
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. Turns out his dad is the asshole customer that I complain about all the time. He recognized me too and spent the entire dinner making passive-aggressive remarks about how bad of an employee I am. FML
Today, my mother arranged for me to meet the man she is planning to marry. Turns out, my future stepfather is also my creepy old boss, who spent 4 months hitting on me before I quit a year ago. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad returned home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, I got flustered and asked, "So um, did you make it back?" He looked me dead in the eyes and said completely deadpan, "No, obviously I died. Moron." FML
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Hidur 10
Sounds like someone never even taught you to be polite
twinny_sc 13
Seems like you don't know much about his family either so what are you so pissed about?
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Comments (110)
blutigenbonbon 10
You're a bitch.
Sonotsuave 37
Yes you ARE. Seriously? Calm your **** woman
Bludmagnus 13
For all of those "Your the a-hole for talking like that" to the step-father.. it is the family's responsibility to INFORM OTHERS that the man had dementia. My grandmother had it, and yes, it is THEIR FAULT for not telling someone who is about to become a part of their family.
iAmPaul 49
This story needs more context (i.e. how long they've been engaged, etc.) in order to be properly judged.
asherah14 7
I've been with my husband for 6 years and his parents regularly forget things about him and me. I share a birthday with my brother in law. My mother in law called me last year on my birthday to tell me she forgot it was my birthday because she was so focused on it being her son's birthday, that she was having him over for dinner, didn't have enough food to invite me and my husband, and that she wouldn't go get more food. My husband got so mad at her for that. He couldn't believe his mom told me all of that. Without more information, none of us know if her reaction was over-reacting or not.
JackFaire 27
I am gonna say FYL on this one. Look plain and simple Dementia is the unusual not the usual. The expectation is that the person is fully functioning. Unless you want to start offending people you don't go around assuming that the person said something that seems off to be suffering from something like dementia. It is your fiance's job to warn you of his stepfather's condition.
JVIarijke 24
You're a bitch. No excuse for that.
fantasyworld 39
Sounds like you don't know them that we'll.
Samuel5463 12
What's dementia
psychocunt 20
yeah... just a touch bitchy.