Today, my fiancé's stepfather asked me how my teaching job was going. I replied heatedly that I've never taught, and then complained bitterly to my fiancé about how his family still doesn't know me. Turns out his stepfather has early onset dementia, and that I'm an asshole. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, I happily introduced my stepfather to my friends as my dad. He told me, "Don't ever fucking call me that." FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Today, my family and my fiancée's family met each other and my worst fear came true. My asshole dad found out my fiancée's dad is a reverend and his first sentence was, "How's the molestation business these days?" It didn't take long before a brawl erupted and we were kicked out. I'm cutting him off for good. FML
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. Turns out his dad is the asshole customer that I complain about all the time. He recognized me too and spent the entire dinner making passive-aggressive remarks about how bad of an employee I am. FML
Today, my mother arranged for me to meet the man she is planning to marry. Turns out, my future stepfather is also my creepy old boss, who spent 4 months hitting on me before I quit a year ago. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad returned home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, I got flustered and asked, "So um, did you make it back?" He looked me dead in the eyes and said completely deadpan, "No, obviously I died. Moron." FML
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Top comments
Hidur 10
Sounds like someone never even taught you to be polite
twinny_sc 13
Seems like you don't know much about his family either so what are you so pissed about?
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Comments (110)
MiloBear 11
I find it odd that first you mention your fiance and later you mention your boyfriend. Did you get downgraded after your rude comment?
MakeTodayADTR 20
Hey, at least he still knows who you are. :) Dementia is a sad thing to see.
jrobert15 2
Yes it is. When I was 14, I stayed with my grandparents for three months to help take care of my grandmother who was dying from dementia. It is nice to be remembered by someone with dementia. OP overreacted about everything.
0ops_i_died 8
At least you know you're an asshole.
Jonah171 12
You sound like an utterly self-centered bitch and I'm questioning your fiance's judgement.
xXciel_noirXx 2
He will forget it happened anyway.
gracehi 33
Even if you didn't know he had dementia, yeah, you're an asshole for reacting that way. People make mistakes. It's pretty snobby of you to think you're so important that every member of your fiance's family should remember everything about you perfectly.
astralvagan 20
Eh.... Give it a few months and he won't even remembered it happened
GoddamnBatman 7
Believe it or not, but people will not always remember everything about you. You're an ass to overreact like this, even if he didn't have dementia.
ICastillo 25
You sound like a spoiled ass and now you should feel bad.
olpally 33
And yet you come here for sympathy for being a rude bitch... Way to go... Idiot...