Today, my fiancé confronted me about our wedding arrangements. Apparently, if he's not allowed to wear a duct-tape tuxedo and have a Jesus impersonator as his best man, the wedding is off. FML
Carebeareatu tells us more.
Carebeareatu 23
Hey guys, OP here. I agreed to the Jesus as the best man but not the tux. No, I'm not going to dump him or call the wedding off because of his ideas, since it isn't just the woman's day but his too. It isn't too terrible to have have a little spunk at Our wedding ;P
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burnsy3 8
guess the wedding is off
Varieus 30
I believe that weddings are all about the joining of two people, not just females.
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Comments (113)
Goblin182 27
Is this from way out in left field? If so I think he is try to get you to call off the wedding. If its not well you already knew what you are getting.
saffy66 34
What is he, 13? Do you want to be married to someone this immature? If the date isn't in the near future, call his bluff and agree - see if he baulks at getting married then. Then tell him you can't go ahead unless you can be carried to the ceremony by a group of male strippers dressed as the Village People, and have Lady Gaga as your maid of honour.
noelleflores97 12
I say he's not worth it and to call it off
faireanjell 5
If he's normally a goofy guy then you should compromise and respect his requests .. It's his wedding too.. But if its an out of the blue " I think he gone crazy " kind of thing it might be time to reconsider your nuptials..
peter_t 1
Funny to think about, not funny to do.
buckdharma 38
You must hire Red Green as your tailor and honeymoon at the Possum Lodge. Your fiancee knows, if woman don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. Remember, I'm pulling for ya. We're all in this together.
lwonderful 11
He needs to leave lol. Explain to him that a duct tap tuxedo is just foolish and he'll look stupid. And the Jesus thing I think would be fine as long as he didn't decide to read the Bible to everyone. Good luck, OP
RedPillSucks 33
Sounds like someone's trying to force his way out of marriage with unreasonable demands
FlawlessSin 5
honestly: this guy sounds interesting; and more importantly: Why not? Unique experiences will help people remember things better.
lonelyharts86 8
Well it's probably good you find out he's crazy now, instead of six months into your marriage. Congratulations on dodging that bullet.