Today, my fiancé confronted me about our wedding arrangements. Apparently, if he's not allowed to wear a duct-tape tuxedo and have a Jesus impersonator as his best man, the wedding is off. FML
Carebeareatu tells us more.
Carebeareatu 23
Hey guys, OP here. I agreed to the Jesus as the best man but not the tux. No, I'm not going to dump him or call the wedding off because of his ideas, since it isn't just the woman's day but his too. It isn't too terrible to have have a little spunk at Our wedding ;P
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burnsy3 8
guess the wedding is off
Varieus 30
I believe that weddings are all about the joining of two people, not just females.
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Comments (113)
lonelyharts86 8
Well it's probably good you find out he's crazy now, instead of six months into your marriage. Congratulations on dodging that bullet.
BerylliumSphere 3
its his special day too. . .
BobbieH 19
Did you know he was a lunatic when you said yes? If so this seems like an extreme but within the expected limits of lunacy. Still FYL for him being this adamant. I hope these extreme demands aren't a way for him to try and break off the engagement without being man enough to talk to you.
worldclassrager 41
Go with it then renew your vows later...
firstbasemaster 15
And the worlds best husband award goes to...
friedbunnies 9
I agree with him. That sounds horrible. He'd be single in 3 seconds.
lowshadows 21
ill come to the wedding as Death and for the funeral as ...Death?
Tootsieroll0505 19
You seem to have a man-child/all men
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
Tell him he can have his duct tape tuxedo, but he's not allowed to wear anything underneath and has to apply the tape directly to his skin. That should take care of Groom-zilla.
an3ph 20
I don't see a problem, unless you are actually still considering marrying him. If so, 'til death do you part, FYL and YDI.