Today, my fiancé confronted me about our wedding arrangements. Apparently, if he's not allowed to wear a duct-tape tuxedo and have a Jesus impersonator as his best man, the wedding is off. FML
Carebeareatu tells us more.
Carebeareatu 23
Hey guys, OP here. I agreed to the Jesus as the best man but not the tux. No, I'm not going to dump him or call the wedding off because of his ideas, since it isn't just the woman's day but his too. It isn't too terrible to have have a little spunk at Our wedding ;P
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burnsy3 8
guess the wedding is off
Varieus 30
I believe that weddings are all about the joining of two people, not just females.
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Comments (113)
dfair1987 16
That's not cool at all. I hope you guys get this sorted out .
kurodansei 16
Someone's trying to run and doesn't want to admit it. Especially if this type of behavior is new. If not, then you..... wait, there's a button for that.
brave_josh 9
Just propose something crazier for yourself that you know he'll disagree with and then you can reach an agreement
insanez58 11
that dosn't seem too bad, it would be funny
twinkiefeets 17
Just curious does anyone ever text message you?
Treveyon56 14
Don't see why you're being rude to him. Some people try to do things to set their webbing apart from others.
twinkiefeets 17
83--what are you talking about? Who is being rude? I believe it's wedding not webbing.
Treveyon56 14
Sorry about the typo and from the context of you question it seemed to be rude.
Treveyon56 14
*your.
CharresBarkrey 16
93 - 28 put their phone number in their profile info and asked for people to text him. That's where that question came from.
twinkiefeets 17
How is that being rude? I read his profile and he has his phone number listed so I was curious if people from flm text him.
Treveyon56 14
I didn't know about the profile. And the way I thought it was rude at first is because I've seen people say that at a way to mean someone has no friends. Sorry for assuming.
MartiOan 8
You must admit that turning water into wine would be pretty amazing, even when it's just a trick. The tuxedo might backfire at the wedding night though...
WildWonder808 14
Save yourself OP before your next FML is about your whack job husband.
TaniasaysFMLL 15
Maybe you're better off with the wedding being cancelled. Hopefully he'll come around. At the end of the day, it doesn't matter how your wedding was, because you just married the person you love!
perdix 31
It seems like you don't know your fiancé very well. You should postpone the wedding until you decide whether you can live with his zany sense of humor.
Carebeareatu 23
I've lived with his humour for many years now and I'm not going to call it quits over something like this :P Not like he's going to be dressed in duct tape and have "Jesus" follow him around for the rest of his life or anything. its just one day.
Treveyon56 14
You should let him do it just for that one day. How many people you know can say their husband did that?
poupoule24 2
Let him do it and then make up some ridiculous request as well. Like wearing one of those fruit hats and have a male stripper pop out of your tampon shaped cake.
hurley12 30
It doesn't sound like he wants to marry you that bad I he'd call it off just for that..