Today, my father picked me up from the police academy I'm attending, and got caught speeding. The officer was my drill instructor, and I had to do push-ups on the side of the highway. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, my dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs with white outlines are "optional." I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for being "that stupid." Thanks dad. FML
Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a police officer because he thought I was skipping school. I'm 24 and we graduated high school together. FML
Today, I enlisted in the military. My dad now finds it necessary to act like a drill sergeant. This includes yelling at me everywhere we go to prepare me for basic training. Training begins in four months. FML
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HappyItalian 38
Breaking the law to get to your daughter that enforces the law. Way to go, dad.
ComoEsJuan 24
The arms of the law need to be strong.
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Comments (70)
enginsteve 17
I really love the fact that you're in New Jersey for some reason.. Despite the fact that almost everyone in my family is a cop, New Jersey cops suck. Then they find out who I know and they get all nice... Mini rant over
Dimondshard27 7
Haha! OMG!