Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I had a terrible dream where my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and called him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out my dream gave him that little extra push he needed to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
Today, the guy I broke up with for being too possessive and jealous threatened to leak my nudes if he sees or hears that I've gotten with anyone else. FML
Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend had become a vicious serial killer and was hunting me down because I broke up with him. I don't know what scares me more: the way he hunted me in my sleep, or the fact that it wouldn't surprise me if it actually happened. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML
Today, I had amazing sex with my new boyfriend. Later, my husband told me I'd betrayed him, even though he had told me it was okay, because he heard it. I’ve been forced to hear to him through the thin walls of our house, having sex with my ex, for almost a year. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
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suchaprettygirl 4
dump him.
jasminea 0
wow, atleast he dreams of you(: that's kind of sweet.... but as for dreaming of your ex...
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Comments (262)
Tink4me 0
you don't deserve that
micheal259 4
wtf why the hell would you tell your bf you had sex with your ex in your dream.
geeksaresexy 18
Really? Another one?
a_nutritionist 10
not just another one, the rest of the comments are 50% 'omfg whyd yew tell him ur dreem?!!!????/!!!111one ROFLOL" its a true reflection of the comprehension level on this site.
tangyterp83 0
creepy! sounds like a domestic violence relationship in the making. get put while u can.
honfan234101 3
my ex did something very similar.
mattbrister 0
maybe you should have kept that dream to yourself...
BennyBear 0
sounds like a control freak alert. dump him.
Shinygirlnz 1
You already know he's paranoid... why would you tell him about that dream in the first place? Meanwhile, good luck dealing with that control freak, generally they only get worse.
redmnky21 8
and ur still with this idiot?
apegirl907 0
do that in real life then he'll feel like an idiot.
muffinkitty 15
I'd dump him. if he's gonna accuse of cheating because of a DREAM, there's no telling what else he'll accuse you of for other dumb reasons. FYL.