Today, my exchange student asked me for a ride to a party at a friend's house that I didn't know about. When I said, "Oh, just let me change", she replied, "I just need the ride, you're not invited." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after having a fight with my BFF, she invited me to come along to a party. I found out later that she'd only invited me so that when returning from the event, we could take a taxi and split the cost. FML
Today, I was confronted by a friend, who I didn’t invite to an outing with the rest of our friends because we think she’s annoying. I'd posted a photo and I'd apparently forgot to exclude her from viewing it in the post settings. She’s also my ride to and from school. She told me, “I hope you can afford Uber/Lyft.” FML
Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me, "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, a friend who I hadn't seen in a while offered to give me a ride. I didn't really know how to give directions to my house, so when we had been driving for a while and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there. FML
Today, I invited my only friend to my birthday party and she said no, not because she couldn’t go, but because she didn’t want to. FML
Today, the friend I was supposed to meet said, "Oh, I forgot to put it in my calendar." She than suggested all our friends drive out to her place in the morning (instead of the agreed afternoon) when I was unable to attend, which she knew. FML
Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML
Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML
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c_wyld 21
Tell her: "In this country, you drive, you party".
DocDrose 20
Dayum, what a burn! but seriously, that's awful, op! maybe you want to evaluate whether they deserve to be your friends
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Comments (104)
zarrganaut 17
Ouch! I wouldn't give them a ride.
havahnegila 22
I would have done the same thing
jared76_fml 11
Call the cops on her
fie26 9
Deport! Deport!
havahnegila 22
That girl has no class. If she knew you weren't explicitly invited she shouldn't of asked you to drive her.
Witchylady 18
I hope you made that person take the bus
gobiteme2 34
Talk about being brutally honest.
tamesenicole 27
"Well then bitch you can find another way!"
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
Organize a party too and don't invite her
mrd1997 19
*looks at watch* "well if you wanna be there in time, I suggest you start walking". That's what I would've said. What a rude little brat. You're the generous one to let her stay in your home, she could at least be respectful to you. She wants to give you attitude? Give it back to her.
nightfall8705 33
What a rude bitch! I'd tell her to start walking to the party if she wants to go so badly. I'd also pick a few bones with your "friend" who had a party and wasn't decent enough to invite you.