Today, my exchange student asked me for a ride to a party at a friend's house that I didn't know about. When I said, "Oh, just let me change", she replied, "I just need the ride, you're not invited." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after having a fight with my BFF, she invited me to come along to a party. I found out later that she'd only invited me so that when returning from the event, we could take a taxi and split the cost. FML
Today, I was confronted by a friend, who I didn’t invite to an outing with the rest of our friends because we think she’s annoying. I'd posted a photo and I'd apparently forgot to exclude her from viewing it in the post settings. She’s also my ride to and from school. She told me, “I hope you can afford Uber/Lyft.” FML
Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me, "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, a friend who I hadn't seen in a while offered to give me a ride. I didn't really know how to give directions to my house, so when we had been driving for a while and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there. FML
Today, I invited my only friend to my birthday party and she said no, not because she couldn’t go, but because she didn’t want to. FML
Today, the friend I was supposed to meet said, "Oh, I forgot to put it in my calendar." She than suggested all our friends drive out to her place in the morning (instead of the agreed afternoon) when I was unable to attend, which she knew. FML
Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML
Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML
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c_wyld 21
Tell her: "In this country, you drive, you party".
DocDrose 20
Dayum, what a burn! but seriously, that's awful, op! maybe you want to evaluate whether they deserve to be your friends
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Comments (104)
ironmany_fml 23
kill everyone
BadEmpress 13
wow. it disgusts me how rude the younger generation is these days. I'm ashamed to be apart of it because I look bad even though I act nothing like those disrespectful teenagers. Smh. sorry OP, you opened your home to someone and they treated you like shit /: kick them out. especially if they are always rude
Algorithm 24
The "younger generation" has nothing to do with one kid being rude, and people who complain about it are so holier-than-thou. There is nothing about older generations that's intrinsically better than this one, and every generation has complained about the ones succeeding it for as long as we've been capable of mass communication. Get off your high horse.
Xeivan 15
I hope you then said "**** off and die." Then promptly told the bitch to find their own ******* ride.
blissfully_me 16
You need new friends.
Bebbo_fml 21
That's when you tell her to walk and then greet her at the party.
BaDumTsss_fml 23
Okay WOW
Cemetery87 10
Response: 'Oh I see. Guess you're walking then.'
naiveprophet 15
Please tell us you did not give her a ride.
kittykat1501 31
Say no party, no ride
fantasyworld 39
I guess she has to find another way to get there.