Today, my exchange student asked me for a ride to a party at a friend's house that I didn't know about. When I said, "Oh, just let me change", she replied, "I just need the ride, you're not invited." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after having a fight with my BFF, she invited me to come along to a party. I found out later that she'd only invited me so that when returning from the event, we could take a taxi and split the cost. FML
Today, I was confronted by a friend, who I didn’t invite to an outing with the rest of our friends because we think she’s annoying. I'd posted a photo and I'd apparently forgot to exclude her from viewing it in the post settings. She’s also my ride to and from school. She told me, “I hope you can afford Uber/Lyft.” FML
Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me, "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, a friend who I hadn't seen in a while offered to give me a ride. I didn't really know how to give directions to my house, so when we had been driving for a while and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there. FML
Today, I invited my only friend to my birthday party and she said no, not because she couldn’t go, but because she didn’t want to. FML
Today, the friend I was supposed to meet said, "Oh, I forgot to put it in my calendar." She than suggested all our friends drive out to her place in the morning (instead of the agreed afternoon) when I was unable to attend, which she knew. FML
Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML
Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML
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c_wyld 21
Tell her: "In this country, you drive, you party".
DocDrose 20
Dayum, what a burn! but seriously, that's awful, op! maybe you want to evaluate whether they deserve to be your friends
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Comments (104)
Stonerworld 9
I would of been like "oh then don't have a ride" stuck up bitch
Jason89 16
hope you didn't drive and told her to hit "The Leather Express"
thatsme293 28
I wouldn't drive they jerk.
messymessiah 11
Well no ride for her. Tell her to get a cab. Then you can think about revenge on your friends.
ometzit 4
Be a nice person! Take her, open the door for her, put some soft music on the radio and jump off the car when approaching a cliff.
htreatman 8
Tell her that her ass can walk her own damn self to the party.
jkp1291 25
Tell her to walk
ZorroRooster 19
Tell her to start walking.
nialls_girl 13
Then tell her to find her own ride if she is that bold and rude.
TreyA 10
I'd walk over. Grab the keys. Stop at the door and as she started walking over I'd say "Oh no you can't ride in my car. But you know, in America we have city busses. Bye!"