Today, my ex-boyfriend sent me an email that read, "How to lose 25lbs". I was eating a large slice of pie when I opened the email. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend who dumped me after 2 1/2 years because I got fat. The last two years I've lost 68 lbs, am happier and couldn't wait to shove that in his face. So, of course the first time he sees me I'm alone, I'm pushing a shopping cart full of ice cream for a party later. FML
Today, I'm getting over a nasty breakup, and decided to treat myself and order a pizza online. After waiting 45 minutes, I checked the site. Turns out, I'd forgotten to change the address on the site. I sent my ex a free pizza. FML
Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML
Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
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spursunited 19
I guess we know why he's an ex
megs925 16
You should send him one back reading "how to **** off"
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Comments (120)
DarkStorm2Bad 14
Step 1: Delete e-mail Step 2: Continue to enjoy delicious pie Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit
ohsnapword 21
Is this the same pie you told the police office you were eating when you got pulled over?
nevereyes 31
Either a) he's a complete piece of shit or b) you actually need to lose weight and he's just concerned. My bet is on A though.......
writerchic85 26
Send him one back called "how to last longer in bed"
Badkarma4u 17
That only works if he doesnt last long in bed.
Bragi 12
And now you know why, OP. Now putsown the fork and back away slowly. YDI.
rederis 4
...just because she's eating pie doesn't mean she's fat lmao.
white_person32 12
Send back a penis enlargement ad.
wordnerd17 10
Screw him. Asshole.
daldora 3
People emails get rigged to send spam/junk mail all the time. Such as for viagra, anti depres, etc. Assuming you two ended on good terms i bet this was the case
Imthedaddy11 16
OP, how tall are you and how much do you weight, because he might be right, you may need to lose weight
cassm 7
you could always send one of the penis enlargement pumps emails. that's just as low a blow as he sent to you