Today, my ex boyfriend got into a physical fight with the guy I've been casually seeing for 9 months. Afterwards, they had a beer, a long chat, and decided this was my fault and I wasn't worth the drama. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, after three months of hooking up and talking about dating, the man I was supporting emotionally went back to his ex, who'd reduced the restraining order on him to a no abuse order so they could be together. He left me in his bed to go be with her. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I learned that my ex-boyfriend didn't cheat on me with my ex-best friend like he said. He just wanted an excuse to break up. To make matters worse, when I tried to talk to her, she slapped me and gave me a bloody nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and had a fistfight with a dumb teenager, which was bad enough, but he also lost the fight, which was just pathetic and embarrassing. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML
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Nyx_fml 23
A fight and a beer... that's some great male bonding right there.
herpaderpaherp 17
Best friends can meet anywhere
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Comments (106)
FrankHotpants 31
That's quite unfortunate. Friendship tends to last much longer then relationships, especially between guys so it wasn't necessarily all negative.
Mightytall 35
*than
esfox83 17
That's the way real men solve their issues
ccubsfan94 1
this is what women need to realize. when guys fight afterwords its over. you couldve broken the others nose and youd be best buds. but women. you even breathe in the wrong direction you are sworn enemies for life.
MaySFML 4
Ahahahhahahahhahahhahhahahahhahahahhahahjahahaha. **** a fake friend where your real friends at.
alycion 39
It's a conclusion your ex should have reached before starting the drama. I am not saying you did anything wrong op, it's just people need to learn how to let go and move on when a relationship is clearly over. And that conclusion is one you should now reach with the person you were seeing. He too, is not worth the drama. If people take forever to get over the person who they aren't compatible with, they will take longer finding the right one.
adamfromaus 9
haha definitely from australia
TheAngryPrincess 3
They can have eachother.
DrEnia1at0r 20
Lolwut? I don't understand this "casually seeing" terminology. Like seeing someone would be cheating and not seeing someone else isn't cheating. Is "casually seeing" someone else half cheating? I didn't know that had different levels, seems pretty denied to me. The point of this is that YDI, unless saying "casually seeing" isn't just a way to make yourself feel better about cheating.
DJester78 1
To the OP, i'm just more curious if its a FML situation because they stopped fighting over you? Did they say you werent worth the drama? Or was it like 'Shes not worth the drama' cos if thats how its worded, gotta look at how we term things, like: she'll be right, it refers to a situation, not a specific person
worldclassrager 41
That's a guy thing...always friends in the oddest way...