Today, my ex boyfriend got into a physical fight with the guy I've been casually seeing for 9 months. Afterwards, they had a beer, a long chat, and decided this was my fault and I wasn't worth the drama. FML
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Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, after three months of hooking up and talking about dating, the man I was supporting emotionally went back to his ex, who'd reduced the restraining order on him to a no abuse order so they could be together. He left me in his bed to go be with her. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I learned that my ex-boyfriend didn't cheat on me with my ex-best friend like he said. He just wanted an excuse to break up. To make matters worse, when I tried to talk to her, she slapped me and gave me a bloody nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and had a fistfight with a dumb teenager, which was bad enough, but he also lost the fight, which was just pathetic and embarrassing. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML
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Top comments
Nyx_fml 23
A fight and a beer... that's some great male bonding right there.
herpaderpaherp 17
Best friends can meet anywhere
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Comments (106)
ShaneBarnes 10
I don't blame them. any woman who'd cheat on their man isn't worth sticking around for.
iwadasn 33
She wasn't cheating. It was her EX boyfriend.
Jeffy91 28
Crazy Ex's can always lead to chaos. They'll either stalk you, threaten you, spread lies about you, or ruin all future relationships dealing with you. Ive seen it happen. Crazy shit... really crazy shit.
abhi5 2
listen girl no matter what......MEN WILL BE MEN...!!
SomeRandomUser 19
The guy you've been casually seeing for 9 months? Doesn't really seem like you were that into him anyway.
VSVP_fml 6
You still love your ex. That's why you said "my ex" first and didn't introduce your current boyfriend first. Don't worry, I'm a psychologist.
mein_blut69 15
that's brutal hahaha.
IDKWTP 1
You don't casually see another guy in your boyfriends eyes.
DevilsAltair 8
They were right
CrazyGirlfriend 21
sorry OP. :(
werd1999 7
It's so true