Today, my ex-boyfriend asked how long he'd have to wait until he could ask out my best friend. We broke up yesterday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me that I was the one. Not at this moment though, he wants to see how far he can go with his best female friend. But once he's done with her, we can be together. FML
Today, my best friend finally broke up with her knob of a boyfriend. This would be great except now my boyfriend of two years has broken up with me because she's finally single. She introduced us. FML
Today, I asked out the guy I like, and he said yes. Later, I found out that he used to date my BFF and he broke up with her right before I'd asked him. I left him saying he should have told me earlier and that I would be weird if we dated. I talked to my BFF about it and she got mad at me. She literally didn't even tell me about them. FML
Today, I’ve been waiting for the girl I love to break up with her boyfriend so I could ask her out. It finally happened; however she said she wanted time to heal before she started getting involved with guys again. I respected that decision. There’s just one problem. I saw her in town, hand in hand with another man. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, after being in the hospital for two days with no visitors, I got my first phone call. It was my best friend asking if he could date my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, after just two days of asking me to officially be his girlfriend, my boyfriend started following his ex-fiancé. When confronted, he admitted to chatting with her for over two hours about an important family matter. FML
Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML
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mattman1994 0
OP throws her hands up in the air sometimes, singing AAAAYO, my boyfriend's a MAAAN HO
MissGrinch 4
I hope your best friend has the decency to turn him down. And while he's down, kick him. >:)
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Comments (177)
Stupified 0
Ydi for having sex before tacos
omgshaylaaa 0
your user name says it all
Stupified 0
I'm going to take that as a compliment, though I'm pretty sure it's Nott..
ohthebloodygore 16
Stupified, it's not. You can't even spell stupefied.
Stupified 0
Hey, I did that on purpose miss smartypants.
ohthebloodygore 16
No. You didn't. You're also a liar.
Stupified 0
I know; I'm surprised you still take anything that I say seriously. I realized I spelt it wrong ten seconds after I made the account, and decided to keep it anyway because I thought it was funny. Obviously you don't think so, and I respect and support your opinion.
ohthebloodygore 16
I'm not taking anything you say seriously because I don't take you seriously.
Stupified 0
Good.
giantpinksextoy 0
and that's why this is a free country
theprey 0
so like a couple days?
Master_Of_Sand 0
Your boyfriend's a playaaaaa!!!!!!
sourgirl101 29
Done and done and on to the next one.
Dani3264 0
omg what a Jack-Cracker
awesomewhitekid 0
I take that offensivly...I'm white
bethanyleigh 0
so is she
caoboi 0
u r way too hot fr a 13 yr old
BananaTroll 0
At least he's asking for your permission. Nice guy.
blahzz 4
Why the need for permission? He's probably doing her already.
ohthebloodygore 16
No. Just no. He obviously had the courage to ask. If he really likes OP's friend he didn't have to ask. The fact that he did shows he feels like he needs her approval. If he would have been having sex with the friend he would not have bothered to ask. You're an idiot.
bethanyleigh 0
94-No. Just no. the guy could be an ass and wanting to just rub it in op's face. probably has nothing to do with approval. so you're the idiot not her.
ohthebloodygore 16
Coming from the person who says and wanting to.. You're an idiot. Also, how would that be 'rubbing it in'? Rubbing it in would be going to her and stating that they were together. You're both idiots.
MassEffectNerd 0
sooo what did you say?
gottrythis 0
I LOVE THIS GUY. TRUE GRADE A CITIZEN IF WE HAD MORE LIKE HIM WOMEN WOULD KNOW THERE PLACE BEHIND THE KITCHEN! Only problem is he didn't do it during break up sex.