Today, my eldest daughter has 'officially' removed herself from our family and will no longer communicate with any of us. Apparently it's my fault that her younger sister is having a baby before her, and she can't be part of a family that 'treats her so unfairly'. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after years of miscarriages and desperately wanting a child, I lost my temper and screamed at my sister after she announced she'd had an abortion last month. Now no one in the family will speak to me, since I referred to her adopted kids as, "Not really her children." FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, my daughter told me she never wants to see me again because I had an abortion. She wanted me to have the baby and then give it to her so she could raise it as hers. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, I realized that my husband's family hates me for something I did 10 years ago. When I was 18. I’m so done apologizing for it. My daughter does not deserve to see her mother treated like this. FML
Today, my child told me when she makes enough money to support herself, she's never going to speak to me again. FML
Today, both of my daughters were having an argument because my youngest has decided that she doesn't want kids. I defended her decision and my oldest daughter told me to STFU and called me a hypocrite. I slapped her across the face for her disrespect and now she's threatening to press charges. FML
Today, like every other day, my older sister hates me, and I have no idea why. She refuses to speak to me and has never provided me with a reason why. She gets along great with my younger sister though and I get to see them having fun together in Facebook posts all the time. I'm heartbroken and she doesn't care. FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
Today, I was uninvited from every family event henceforth, because I finally had it and told my sister that I can’t stand to be around her horribly misbehaved kids. They have screaming meltdown tantrums, throw and break things, start fights and steal. How am I the bad guy? FML
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Top comments
AbstraktThoughts 13
Maybe you should help her by officially removing her head from her ass.
Zack6849 8
What a bitch.
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Comments (97)
screamingbutt 4
Maybe your eldest daughter was the one who posted the fml about her announcing her pregnancy and her younger sister said she might be getting pregnant and they congratulated her instead of the one who was actually pregnant
JudgeComrade 17
Don't worry about it, you can always get a new one.
jecka 9
What?!!! That's crazy
Royalistic 8
Lemme join the family
edmunson 22
Life happens...in no particular order!!
Ellae_fml 7
good riddance!
Trippchic 15
My sister almost did the exact same thing when I got pregnant, but her words to me were "You are not the 1st born, so you can't have the 1st grandchild, and should get an abortion." The only reason I even talk to her now (My son's 9 now btw) is because after her 3rd marriage failed she & her 6 yr old had to move back home. She still dislikes me and my kid.
emilyclocke 1
Congrats on becoming a grandparent!
Shazam25 7
Yay! Your family just got less stupid! Good riddance to dumb people!
Bludmagnus 13
She just made your genetics that much more desired as a part of the human race.