meeeoow
Australia
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Go home
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Anonymous
Las Vegas, United States
Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML
Anonymous
He's still got it
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
paige
United States
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Get back here!
Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML
Anonymous
United States
This is fine
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Anonymous
Bad guy
Today, my father got drunk and became crazy. He just kept talking nonsense and swaying while walking. It seemed like he was going to vomit. I hate him being like this. FML
mydadsawsooomuch
United States
Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML
vanorav
Santa Clarita, United States
Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
Z
United Kingdom
Today, my dad decided to have a little father and daughter bonding time. Unfortunately, his idea of bonding involves him sitting around at home, getting piss drunk, and falling asleep. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Of course he did - you're from Nude South Wales.
jayellef 3
should have given him a toy to play with in the house instead. drunks are easily distracted.
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Comments (45)
allapologiesmygi_fml_fml 4
better than a busy street
mx_17 0
lmao you'll look back at it one day and laugh too ..
ilyu 0
That sounds like something my dad would do :/ but he would break into their houses and rub "it" in there faces........
FAdEDz 0
lol "were going streeking threw the qaud and into the gymnasium"
Madmolly 0
Sorry Op, my dad's a drunk too. Not fun :(
demonkey_fml 4
Ick! Been there! At least he doesn't drive and drink! Mine drank a full bottle of vodka a day and lived to 78. I still can't figure out how...
littlesunshine_fml 9
my dad would do that too if he would take 2 steps without falling down...
SharnaaaBanana 22
Oh no! Great story to tell him haha
gAt_d 26
I just pictured will Ferrell streaking... "Honey, do you think KFC is still open"?