Today, my drunk mother got into a fight with the lady at Krystal burger. Why? "Because the bitch said they aren't making special orders." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Today, my mom and I were escorted out of the KFC because my mom tried to mug and pick a fight with another customer. FML
Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML
Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML
Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML
Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
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JohnE3 0
But everyone NEEDS special orders! I don't blame her
BadPinkKitty07 0
she must have tried to order the tequila burger with a side of whisky fries and a brandy shake
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Comments (115)
SelfGenocide 0
grr
ColdGold 6
How Spingeresque! One white trash bad mouthing another white trash. (Sorry about your mom.)
Erindub 0
Awe I miss getting a sack full of those tiny yummy burgers after a long night of drinking. Oh to live in Tennessee again : (
orangesodaftw 0
I'm going to have to agree with 37 on this. I work in a restaurant - name will not be mentioned - and it's irritating when people take FOREVER to order just because they don't like a certain thing on their food. You could always PICK the stuff that you DONT want. it's not that hard.
lem0n_fml 0
And it's not that hard to take a few extra seconds writing down what they do or do not want. Why should they have you put onions in their food if they're just going to pick it out? Really, it's a waste of onion. And they're supplying your tip, show some respect.
NewJoisey 0
so we're forced to eat what you put on it? what if they don't like anything else on the menu besides that one burger. and that one burger just so happens to have something they're allergic to. so you would rather lose a customer than taking 30 seconds out of your time to get them what they want? you should be fired from said resteraunt..
perdix 31
Mercy, I didn't know there was a scale. I thought it was a yes/no issue. If you need help recalibrating your scale, I am here to help.
dizzy2327 0
lol your moms ****** awsome :)
Ajjas013 6
Oh you see, the special order... Well, they put a pube in your food. Yep, a pube. Add that little... "Personal touch" ...I know... Yummy :)
withered 30
Hahaha that's cool xD
unlimited1792 0
your mom must be a good drunk driver.