boipucci
East Brunswick, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my drug dealer was the only one who wished me a happy birthday. FML
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boipucci 1
OP here. Thanks to the actual birthday wishes. Didn't do anything special, but thanks nonetheless.
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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emi_alejandra 23
Happy Birthday, Op!
sarika 18
Hey, at least he remembered!
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Comments (136)
TrippyEyes 16
At least he could give you the best presents
Shay_Shay97 23
Did he give you a birthday discount?
SpicyEnchilada 11
happy birthday mofo
MagnusDeus 24
At least you didn't have a burning hot pie thrown in your face.
allforfun 23
I'm loling
bigwell 19
That's good customer service!
DaniealThePope 18
Did you ask for a birthday brownie?
TMO2142 25
next submitted fml "Today, my client that buys my drugs said i wished him happy birthday, im in jail. fml" but happy birthday!
rag97 6
Why are people down voting this? Are you all absolute retards or just plain stupid?
gracehi 33
No. It's because the comment is not funny.
ShleeG 23
Drug dealers make the best of friends
gamermonster 34
Until you stop buying from him
zxwa 9
D
dragoongirl90 34
You explained why with your own statement.
aspecialspecial 21
Maybe lose the drugs and stop being an idiot and make some friends who like you for things other than that you buy drugs from them.
lilchica22001 22
Way to be incredibly judgemental and narrow minded. He might just smoke a little pot here and there. Ass.
TMO2142 25
all cuz he does it doesnt mean hes an addict