boipucci
East Brunswick, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my drug dealer was the only one who wished me a happy birthday. FML
Today, my drug dealer was the only one who wished me a happy birthday. FML
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boipucci 1
OP here. Thanks to the actual birthday wishes. Didn't do anything special, but thanks nonetheless.
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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emi_alejandra 23
Happy Birthday, Op!
sarika 18
Hey, at least he remembered!
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Comments (136)
FunSize85 6
Now THAT is customer service! Happy birthday!!!!
storethis 17
HBD MATE
cathrope 10
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wotme 6
happy birthday
Viatrix 2
Happy birthday!
SNSD_Yuri 3
Last year I got an extra point on my birthday, he jokingly said I should pay double on his birthday
mr_suicidal 3
Happy birthday, and lay off the drugs!
fictionaldiary 11
Maybe if you stopped doing drugs you'd have more friends.
Boogley 12
Talk about a loner stoner
YouDoDeserveIt 4
So the only one that does matter, amirite?