boipucci
East Brunswick, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my drug dealer was the only one who wished me a happy birthday. FML
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boipucci 1
OP here. Thanks to the actual birthday wishes. Didn't do anything special, but thanks nonetheless.
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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emi_alejandra 23
Happy Birthday, Op!
sarika 18
Hey, at least he remembered!
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Comments (136)
FUCKYOU4196 3
lmao that same thing happened to me two days before.
Death546 25
Well, at least he remembered. Happy birthday OP.
DeadxManxWalking 27
at least he's your friend too
Jachin357 28
well. invite him over and get high together!
mattrd_fml 31
ydi for doing drugs op! seek help please.
stingray112 24
There are 293 ways to make change for a U.S dollar.
ZoroMiHawk 25
I saw this exact FML before...
ShortieRose 30
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I don't see why so many people are saying "he might just smoke a little weed now and then"... it's still a mind altering drug, and maybe his friends and family see it as an issue. Actually I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that they must... otherwise why would EVERYONE but buddy's dealer ignore him on his birthday. It's sad, but it's possibly tough love....
TheNewGuy03 29
37, I bet you drink every now and then. That alone would make you worse (if the "drug" in question is actually weed), since I can't even think of an individual doing crazy shit off of weed, but there are infinite cases from booze.
brocho 26
#49, I have seen people do crazy and stupid shit from weed. No, it is not as bad as other drugs, but it is still mind altering.
Kitouran 30
You know what else is a mind altering drug? Caffeine. Get off your high horse, buddy, and don't judge OP.
Shlalg 15
Look, if somebody gets insanely high and does crazy stupid shit on weed, they'd be doing the same crazy stupid stuff while hyper off energy drinks or from lack of sleep. There's a reason we have a statistic of alcohol related deaths per year and prescribe marijuana medically.
TheNewGuy03 29
70, exactly. It's a different kind of crazy. It's not the kind of crazy that lands you in jail for assault or murder or anything permanently and negatively life-altering. And I'm not even a chronic smoker. ... ...
dragoongirl90 34
I agree completely!
JustTheTruth42 13
Did anyone ever consider the fact it's most likely illegal and most people wouldn't want to be around someone how does anything illegal. Doesn't matter how any of you see it.
withered 30
Yeah! He should get off his high horse and not judge people by their actions! Wait... what? Actions, behavior etc. are something people SHOULD be actually judged for.
dolphinlvr7 24
Only in America is everyone supportive of him having a drug dealer
MikeyScene420 17
Did he at least offer you a special deal?