boipucci
East Brunswick, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my drug dealer was the only one who wished me a happy birthday. FML
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boipucci 1
OP here. Thanks to the actual birthday wishes. Didn't do anything special, but thanks nonetheless.
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
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emi_alejandra 23
Happy Birthday, Op!
sarika 18
Hey, at least he remembered!
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Comments (136)
cacheson 42
It is totally a silver lining, especially if the dealer gave a little extra for free as a gift!
igg125 30
Maybe you should start calling him friend
NostalgiaFreak9 43
YDI or doing- I'm just kidding, happy birthday man.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
*for
Narutoexd 13
Happy late birthday OP hope next years is even better
isaflorentino 5
maybe you shouldn't be doing drugs
californian21 13
Now that's customer service
__justayy 12
The only one that matters when you're a pot head ?
lizzi6692 7
Wasn't an fml almost exactly like this published a couple months ago?
kennethlwinter 3
Maybe people would be more likely to wish you happy birthday if you weren't on drugs. Just a thought.
cedarpoint4ever 7
Really, my FML about being rushed to the ER for a food allergy didn't make it on here, but dumb shit like this does? I nearly stop breathing and it's not an FML, but somebody is whining that nobody wished them a happy birthday except their dumbass friend, and it gets published?? Wow.. This site is clearly run by preteens who haven't gotten the first hair on their nutsack
LindseyTheMoose 24
Somebody's salty...