boipucci
East Brunswick, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my drug dealer was the only one who wished me a happy birthday. FML
Today, my drug dealer was the only one who wished me a happy birthday. FML
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boipucci 1
OP here. Thanks to the actual birthday wishes. Didn't do anything special, but thanks nonetheless.
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emi_alejandra 23
Happy Birthday, Op!
sarika 18
Hey, at least he remembered!
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Comments (136)
MadJessTic 29
Happy belated birthday!
boipucci 1
OP here. Thanks to the actual birthday wishes. Didn't do anything special, but thanks nonetheless.
TheNewGuy03 29
Happy freaking birthday! And happy belated 4/20, haha.
Dorminion 13
I can't believe people have a problem with you doing drugs. Sorry OP happy birthday doe.
DeltaDragonxx 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I can't beleive you don't have a problem with someone getting into a habbit that can destroy their own, as well as the people around them, life
Comrox 19
Happy Birthday!
TMO2142 25
but delta, doesnt mean they are an addict
MikaykayUnicorn 36
55 you don't know what drugs OP does. Marijuana is harmless if that's the case. If they're doing heroin or some shit I would agree.
cathrope 10
I can think of a lot of habbits that can hurt you and those around you besides drugs.
Stxsyh 30
It's my birthday today. Happy Birthday, OP! May you be happy always. :)
Comrox 19
Happy Birthday too #89. :)
withered 30
Oh stop that nonsense. It is harmful. Basically everything you abuse can be harmful. You can even die of drinking too much water so let's stop with the "oh weed is harmless" lies. Mandatory use - perhaps won't have as bad side effects like abusing it would but don't delude yourself that it's "harmless".
withered 30
So because there are other things that can ruin someone's life doing drugs is OK? So if I go on a killing spree, it is OK because all those people could have died in some other way. You know, many ways to die and accidents happen.
TMWhisp 22
104, if you're smoking it, breathing any smoke is bad for your lungs. But other wise, it's not the worst drug out there.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
104, please, enlighten me on how it's "harmful."
Stxsyh 30
Thank you, #98! :)
Danishduckling 20
It is absolutely not harmless #72 it alters your brain chemistry, changes personality with prolonged use, and can cause psychosis
BumpkinsBigBash 8
probably they are illegal?
NoThanks999 19
#45 happy Hitler's birthday
wallac7 31
Happy birthday OP
ipohvy 11
Say no to lucifers lettuce
dragoongirl90 34
My God thank you for this name, I am going to be using this now
8313girl 28
They've been calling it Lucifer's Lettuce since the 70s. Hell probably longer than that. Its an oldie but a goodie.
Marzell 12
maybe reevaluate some life choices?
mrbman 3
maybe your drug habit is why no one said happy birthday to you. get clean.
turdwrangler 18
34- this relates to anything, how? I'm a fan of useless facts and all but only when it relates to the topic at hand.
swampbaby985 30
Your drug dealer....automatic YDI
berkeleyjake 13
did you get a present? I was close with my dealer too, I officiated his wedding.
wishy95 6
Happy birthday man! And hey if someone has to have your back be glad it's the guy you get your shit from lol