ConfusedGinger
Downingtown, United States
Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
StinkyDogs
United States
Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML
Mr Pippin
Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML
fUcKOAHdSAjl
Manchester, United States
Road rage
Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML
WellThatSucks
United States
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my brother and I drove 3 hours to pick up our puppy. The woman we bought him from said not to put him in the cage for the ride home as he would pee for sure. She recommended I put him on my lap. Not only did he shit on the seat backing out of her driveway, he pissed on me an hour later. FML
Debra2005
United States
Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML
grace
New York, United States
Today, I had to ride in the back seat of a car, next to a large, hyperactive dog who experiences nervous bowel movements. FML
AD240Z
Surprise!
Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML
puppylove
United States
Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML
hadtocleanthemess
Canada
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
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EbyKat 16
You're lucky the FML wasn't about how you watched your dogs body go flying through the windshield when you got in an accident. Buy a carrier FFS.
yojibby 11
That's why you don't drive with a dog in your lap
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Comments (33)
Moerighan 23
Don't drive with animals on your lap idiot.
zhongxiaobin 1
May I ask which you throw out?
rivaraven 35
I don't get people who let their animals move freely around the car. What if you get in an accident? You are wearing a seatbelt, but what about your pet? Just want to watch them die? And don't tell me about how you "never get in an accident". Accidents are called accidents for a reason.
klirrivirri 9
oh shit
ThrottleJockey 36
Get the dog off your lap, the phone out of your face, the food out of your hand, and DRIVE!
Migole 36
This is a big ******* YDI. I get so angry seeing people who let their animals roam the car freely. You're endangering your life, your pets and everyones on the road.
OhPuhleeze 23
Where is the YDI button when you need one? This has YDI written all over it. Carrying a pet on your lap while driving is a big saftey hazard. The pet can distract you in so many ways like if it got frightened and tried to run or pooped (as in your case) or affect the safety of airbags in an emergency, or you could be too busy playing tongue hockey with it while you crash into a semi stopped in the traffic!!!
8djht8 19
dog seatbelts or ticket just like toddlers
SomeRandomUser 19
The better question is: Why was your dog on your lap while you were driving? That's dangerous.
sandman676 20
You stupid ****