Today, my dog got so excited about a new toy that she vomited all over it. I had to clean up the vomit, throw away the toy, and now have a very sad dog. FML
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Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Today, I noticed that my dog was feeling sad. I let him hop on my bed with me to make him feel better. It worked, right after he vomited all over my face and pillow. FML
Today, I couldn’t tell that my puppy had an upset stomach before I left for work. I came home to her covered in shit inside her crate. After cleaning her up and almost being done with the mess, my husband found where she had tried to lick herself clean and then vomited it up in our bedroom. FML
Today, when I woke up, my dog excitedly came up to me and licked my face. A few minutes later, I find out he had thrown up twice before he licked my face. FML
Today, my dog threw up on my bed while I was sleeping. I lost an hour of the day washing the vomit out with a rag, and my garbage disposal jammed on whatever otherworldly things my dog ate the day before. I had to dig it out by hand. FML
Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I took my puppy outside to play. At one point, she stopped chewing on her toy and ran over to give me a big kiss all over my face and mouth. A few minutes later I realized that her chew toy was actually the dried up carcass of a toad. FML
Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML
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extremereviews 26
You could have washed the toy
lammm_fml 18
Why didn't you just wash the toy? I mean you had to clean the vomit up anyway.
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Comments (81)
alicat13 12
You should have just washed the toy YDI.
HeartYou101 31
You should have just rinsed it using a hose...Or just leave the puke on it! I'm sure there are plenty of occasions where you weren't at home and your dog got sick and he licked it up or whatever, it won't kill him/her - It's just extremely gross, lol. I remember once my dad ran out and got sick in the backgarden and went back in to get a drink of water and I went out to try and clean it up a few minutes later and our dog, Noodles, licked it up. I think it's worse when they lick their privates when they're cleaning themselves...And you don't see people complain about that...
Scarylizard1798 23
This should have been the illustrated fml XD
Omniprism 15
Why'd you throw away the toy? You could have washed it in the washer. That's what I do to my dogs toys when they get too dirty. You owe her a new toy.
awesomeamandas 37
you definitely deserved this. why on earth would you throw away a perfectly fine dog toy? vomit does not mean it is ruined, unless your dog has acid for vomit that burns anything it touches. wash it in the sink or the washing machine. no need to waste it and your money.
TeddyBearDoctor 17
seriously OP? just wash the toy. dogs eat poo. I doubt they're bothered about a little vomit
brendejafulable 41
yuuuuck
ratboy07 10
Just buy him another of the same toy
lina21 12
We'll get washable toys going forward OP. Kong puts out a lot of sturdy and easily cleanable toys. I hope it was on hard floors....
TrentF13 12
That's so sad. :( I even made "aw!" Sounds.