Saduglydad
Houston, United States
Today, my daughter wore my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly sweater party. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
NotHauteCouture
United States
Today, we had our annual office Christmas party. The theme of the party was "Ugliest Sweater". The winner was a sweater that I have an exact replica of in my closet. It's my favorite 'special occasion', 'family portrait' and 'holiday' sweater. FML
Lisaaa
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Policy of truth
Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML
ravlol
United States
Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML
mclovin09
United States
Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML
anyoldnamewilldo
Cincinnati, United States
Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML
Christ on.a bike
Make it stop
Today, I wore my Christmas sweater to work, one with lights sewn into it. Halfway through a meeting, they started flashing uncontrollably and playing tinny carols. I couldn’t turn them off. I had to go shove the whole sweater into a locker in the basement. FML
childdreamkiller
Canada
Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML
Mom of the day
United States
That's the spirit
Today, I'd promised my daughter I’d make her costume for School Spirit Day, so I'd stayed up late hot-gluing fabric, only to now notice that I’d attached the sleeves upside down. She wore it anyway because there was no time to fix it, and I spent the day hoping no other parent would ask where I got it. FML
perenoel
France
Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML
malicious_melons
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Santa Paula, United States
Fashionista
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
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dwyoung 6
hope she wins!
TipOfTheHat 10
Kids know best, time to buy a better sweater!
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Comments (87)
insanegoldfish 4
Aww. I would have done the same thing to my mom except as a prank to mess with her. Lol
jnchristensen 8
Was it your favorite because of its ugliness? If so, win!
Bebbo_fml 21
hilarious, i wore my mom's today for the same reason :)
Yodelmeister 18
Ydi for caring. What's it matter what your daughter thinks of your fashion sense?
sesor 7
Lmfao
Karma_Geddon 36
I really thought that being loud with crazy patterns was the point of Christmas sweaters? Too hot here to be a tradition but seems like a fun in movies and tv. Merry Christmas OP =)
Lockjaw2k 5
There is no such thing as a nice Christmas sweater. They're all fugly as hell.
azhang1066 12
There's a reason no one wears sweaters and especially not Christmas ones. There are no nice looking ones. They are all either ugly or stupid.
zomgbies 17
who the hell wears Christmas sweaters except to an ugly sweater party? YDI
ecamp12 15
Anyone else notice OP's username?