Saduglydad
Houston, United States
Today, my daughter wore my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly sweater party. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
NotHauteCouture
United States
Today, we had our annual office Christmas party. The theme of the party was "Ugliest Sweater". The winner was a sweater that I have an exact replica of in my closet. It's my favorite 'special occasion', 'family portrait' and 'holiday' sweater. FML
Lisaaa
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Policy of truth
Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML
ravlol
United States
Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML
mclovin09
United States
Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML
anyoldnamewilldo
Cincinnati, United States
Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML
Christ on.a bike
Make it stop
Today, I wore my Christmas sweater to work, one with lights sewn into it. Halfway through a meeting, they started flashing uncontrollably and playing tinny carols. I couldn’t turn them off. I had to go shove the whole sweater into a locker in the basement. FML
childdreamkiller
Canada
Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML
Mom of the day
United States
That's the spirit
Today, I'd promised my daughter I’d make her costume for School Spirit Day, so I'd stayed up late hot-gluing fabric, only to now notice that I’d attached the sleeves upside down. She wore it anyway because there was no time to fix it, and I spent the day hoping no other parent would ask where I got it. FML
perenoel
France
Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML
malicious_melons
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Santa Paula, United States
Fashionista
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
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dwyoung 6
hope she wins!
TipOfTheHat 10
Kids know best, time to buy a better sweater!
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Comments (87)
ManInTheMachine 20
Don't worry about knit, OP. I'm sure your daughter wool have a perfectly reasonable explanation. Now I'm wondering though, about your taste in fashion. I know you didn't sleeve this coming, but you snow that it isn't pretree, right?
gc327072 31
The task of buying better clothes now looms overhead.
tomhofer 14
Edit. Said something stupid.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
U-G-L-Y It ain't got no alibi, it's ugly! M! It's major ugly, O! It's old and musty, O! My god, no the cow say moo! No seriously though, stop buying sweaters with Sarah Jessica Parker's face on it.
Rainbowjumper0 12
How is Sarah Jessica Parker even relevant to the FML?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
It's an ugly sweater, and her face...ah, forget it. :/
kyiomi 18
Dont worry about what that person said! I got the joke right away! I even gave you a thumb up! -4 to -3.... Hehe?!?!
j_cat187 20
I think I know which brand you're talking about. It's the one with the aids infected horse on it.
alpha951000 1
aren't Christmas jumpers supposed to be ugly
Pleonasm 36
Don't sweat about it, just in-vest in better clothing.
twinkiefeets 17
Time to go shopping!
secretsymbiote21 5
dude You're a lot older than her. Of course she'll think your stuff is ugly.
debbster7 18
Didn't you know? ALL Christmas sweaters are ugly these days.
Enslaved 38
Sounds like you're Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable from the Cosby Show. He was known for wearing some ugly sweaters!
mikeymayhem_87 15
Ummm... All Xmas sweaters are ugly. Sorry OP!
simoncat 11
Hmm. Yeah. I got nothing. Sorry.
MuseFan1991 14
don't bother commenting then.