Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML
Today, I was getting out of the shower and realized I’d forgotten to lock the bathroom lock. I heard someone coming towards the door and panicked. I hid behind the curtain and tried to stay completely still, but my dad walked in, saw me standing there like a statue, and just said, “Oh, erm, I’ll come back later.” FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was trying to sleep when I saw a head looming from the darkness with no eyes and a mouth open like a silent scream. I just froze and pissed myself. It was my daughter wanting to cuddle with us. Alas, the bed was wet, so she got put back in her bed, while we had to share the sofa downstairs. FML
Today, I had to listen to my daughter’s explosive diarrhea while I watched TV. When she came out of the bathroom, she went white as a sheet. Apparently she thought she was alone. FML
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VonBlitzkrieg 27
What do we want? a follow-up! When do we want it? Now!
larrena2377 26
That's why I always check! I've been pranked one too many times like that
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Comments (177)
robinhood2014 6
call the police
CoGhostRider 31
Now mommy will be afraid to go to the bathroom... At least next time. I'm sure she had no problems going this time.
Liamj774 36
I don't think she'll be going to the bathroom any time soon. That'd scare the crap out of me.
poulkrebs 20
Then you definitly would need to go to the bathroom :-)
FrancesShiver 20
This needs a follow-up, you can't just leave us like this!
rks01 13
she can and she just did.
TunaFireStarter 16
60, she very well could come back with a follow up.
olpally 33
Ahhhh the scariest thing ever!! Who was it!? D:
toxic_walrus 15
That is honestly my biggest fear I always check but what would I DO if I found someone?!
taysalot 2
you die!!
JaneChemi_fml 21
what a reassuring and comforting thought....
davie94 18
Safest reason possible and let's hope it is :/
worldclassrager 41
Leave the curtain open..
chazzywazzy654 22
Omg what the hell, follow up please xxx
peggscott 14
Someone is hiding in my bathroom, better FML this!! Seriously though, hope it was someone playing a prank...