me
United States
Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
deargodwhy
Throwing shade
Today, my 12-year-old daughter was suspended from school for doing a book report on 50 Shades of Grey. FML
Renzy
Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML
Kulcha
Australia
Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML
Anonymous
Barry, United Kingdom
Today, I had to sneak out of work to get my daughter from her school. Apparently, she had thought that hurling a bowling ball down the stairs during the lunch hour rush would make her cool. In actual fact, it made her expelled. FML
bully slayer
Pasay City, Philippines
Today, in the absence of my god-daughter's parents, I went in their place to see her elementary school's principal. She apparently stood up to a known bully's violence and retaliated, sending said bully to the hospital. Not only she may be facing expulsion, I may get sued by the bully's parents. FML
unknown
United States
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
strayking
Rough school
Today, my daughter admitted that she doesn’t have any friends at her elementary school. When I asked her why, she said it was because whenever she talks to any of the other kids, she gets punched in the face. FML
Anonymous
Steele, United States
Student becomes the master
Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML
Anonymous
Whack-a-Mole
Today, I had to pick my daughter up from pre-school because she repeatedly hit another kid with a stick. Apparently, my parents have been letting her watch violent action movies again. FML
emily ann
Evil will always win
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
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Domo_Arigato7 3
I love your kid, lol.
Sockmonkey_Ninja 0
haha gangster daughter. as long as she isn't mugging other kids of their milk cartons she'll prolly grow out of her violent stage.
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VigilanteZero 0
Epic win!
kingdomhearts3 0
Obviously a parenting fail...but I still find this funny...Beating the shit out of another child with a children's book, and getting expelled from kindergarten?? Quite frankly I think this was worth it just for the badass story that your daughter will be able to tell for the rest of her life...But seriously, parenting fail..
Bludmagnus 13
Wow... really... that is... with a Dr. Seuss..... wow.
Winchesterlover 0
Schools suck these days. When I was 3rd grade, I punched a boy for telling my best friend that she was a midget. He fell backwards into the fence holding his nose. I never got in trouble =) But I was the school bully back in my days, lmao. Then another time these boys were making fun of my otistic friend in 2nd grade, I squirted my milk on them and threw my fritos at them. I got sent to the Principles, but they never got in trouble.
Winchesterlover 0
(Yes I am aware I probably spelt otistic wrong.)
n_epic_fail 14
sounds like a bad ass xD
Bobzombie_fml 0
My bro got intruble for biting pple till the y bleed so
Bobzombie_fml 0
I hope she found it worth it if hes not dead or bleeding or broken boned its all good
babymickeycakes 0
B is for BEATINGS !
sarawwh 0
in kindergarten I hot a book in the face with a book too. 11 years later we're dating. she probably just had a crush ;)