me
United States
Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
deargodwhy
Throwing shade
Today, my 12-year-old daughter was suspended from school for doing a book report on 50 Shades of Grey. FML
Renzy
Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML
Kulcha
Australia
Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML
Anonymous
Barry, United Kingdom
Today, I had to sneak out of work to get my daughter from her school. Apparently, she had thought that hurling a bowling ball down the stairs during the lunch hour rush would make her cool. In actual fact, it made her expelled. FML
bully slayer
Pasay City, Philippines
Today, in the absence of my god-daughter's parents, I went in their place to see her elementary school's principal. She apparently stood up to a known bully's violence and retaliated, sending said bully to the hospital. Not only she may be facing expulsion, I may get sued by the bully's parents. FML
unknown
United States
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
strayking
Rough school
Today, my daughter admitted that she doesn’t have any friends at her elementary school. When I asked her why, she said it was because whenever she talks to any of the other kids, she gets punched in the face. FML
Anonymous
Steele, United States
Student becomes the master
Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML
Anonymous
Whack-a-Mole
Today, I had to pick my daughter up from pre-school because she repeatedly hit another kid with a stick. Apparently, my parents have been letting her watch violent action movies again. FML
emily ann
Evil will always win
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Top comments
Domo_Arigato7 3
I love your kid, lol.
Sockmonkey_Ninja 0
haha gangster daughter. as long as she isn't mugging other kids of their milk cartons she'll prolly grow out of her violent stage.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (258)
Silly_Lilly6969 23
Haha your kid is the shit. At least it was a book and not a Lego though...
happyapy 16
Please tell me it was the Sneetches book?
BeautyBaby099 18
Gotta love kids
Crystalkitty22 11
At least it was for something somewhat funny :)
drayloon 50
one bruise, two bruise black bruise, blue bruise
not_happening 11
One girl Two girl Black and blue girl
viva_la_blondes 15
Oh man. I like your daughter already!
Demon_of_Light 27
First she gave him Her best glare As she thought He wouldn't dare But once again, Her crayon he took And so she beat him With a book. She beat him in a chair She beat him on the floor Now she can't go back to elementary anymore
Masift 21
THATS F*CKING HILARIOUS I LITERALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD. in all seriousness though I hope you had a talk with her in the end about why it is not ok to beat other children with literarure
MyScurvy 22
I'm not even mad, that's amazing